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Cut It Short & Put It In A Nutshell…

Thoughts of operating surgeons in big cities:

Dr. Whinny P. Chicago, likes accountants cause everything inside is numbered.

Dr. Tiger C. says, “try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”

Dr. Melvin J. quotes, “librarians are best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

Dr. Blackwell, LA: ‘You know, I like construction workers. They understand when you have a few parts left over.’

But, Dr. Pres Congress, Chief of Americana, Washington, DC, shut them all up when he admitted:
“You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.”
(Author Unknown)

LOL I loved this one!

July 16, 2008 Posted by crikket | Political Humor | , | No Comments Yet