Marriage Humor

 
BEFORE MARRIAGE…
John — Ah… At last. I can  hardly wait!
 
Jane — Do you want me to  leave?

John — NO! Don’t even think about  it.
Jane — Do you love me?
John —  Of course! Always have and always will.
Jane — Have you ever cheated on  me?
John — NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane — Will you kiss me?
John  — Every chance I get!
Jane — Will you ever hit  me?
John — Hell No! Are you crazy?!
Jane — Can I trust you?
John  — Yes
Jane — Oh,  Darling!


AFTER MARRIAGE…Read from the bottom back to the top.
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