Solution For Financial Crisis

So which candidate would agree with this:  Heck – Vote For DiamondRain

September 25, 2008

1.
Send Iraq a bill for liberating their country. About $1 trillion should
be about right to cover our costs. We are a generous country so we
won’t charge them for the loss of our soldiers lives or the work our
country did in freeing them.

2. Send Mexico a bill for taking care of their illegal invaders.
About $500 billion should be about right. As with Iraq, we can bill
them at cost for all the free services we provided and won’t charge for
the social losses we endured or ask for any profits.

Give Iraq and Mexico 30 days to pay. During this time we will work
out the terms of payment since they don’t have the immediate cash. We
will accept either free oil until the debt is paid, or arrange for
their oil to be sold on the open market and the proceeds be paid to our
treasury to reimburse taxpayers for the services provided.

Things have changed. We need to run the country like a business. Any
businessman knows that in times of financial difficulty the first thing
you do is tighten up on collecting money due to you. This will bring in
at least $1.5 trillion that is long overdue. That would probably cover
the current financial challenge and possible more.

If the ungrateful bastards in Iraq and Mexico don’t like it and
refuse to pay, send in the Marines and seize the oil wells to pump it
until we are paid back. (The nice thing is we already have the Marines
in Iraq, so that’s a slam dunk.)

by DiamondRain, Matchdoctor

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