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We all need some humor now and then…

A Story About Getting Even

One rainy March day we found an old straggly cat at our door.
She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible. Skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.

We didn’t know what to call her so we named her ‘Pussycat.’

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come to get her. My husband (the complainer) said, ‘OK, but don’t forget to wash her, she stinks.’ He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and my Vet don’t see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband ‘El-Cheap-O’, and my husband calls the Vet ‘El-Charge-O’.? They love to hate each other and constantly ‘snipe’ at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet.
The MD’s waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.

A side door opened and the vet leaned in – he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, ‘Your wife’s pussy doesn’t stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a Rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she’s pregnant. God only knows who the father is!’ Then he closed the door.

THAT IS GETTING EVEN…………….

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Marijuana Reform

Denzel Washington – Did You Know…

Denzel Washington and his family visited the troops at Brook Army Medical Center, in San Antonio, Texas (BAMC) the other day. This is where soldiers who have been vacuated from Germany come to be hospitalized in the United States, especially burn victims. There are some buildings there called Fisher Houses. The Fisher House is a Hotel where soldiers’ families can stay,
for little or no charge, while their soldier is staying on base, but as you can imagine, they are almost filled most of the time.

While Denzel Washington was visiting BAMC, they gave him a tour of one of the Fisher Houses. He asked how much one of them would cost to build. He took his checkbook out and wrote a check for the full amount right there on the spot. The soldiers overseas were amazed to hear this story and want to get the word out to the American public, because it warmed their hearts to hear it

The question is – why do: Britney Spears – Madonna – Tom Cruise and other Hollywood fluff make front page news with their ridiculous antics and Denzel Washington’s charity doesn’t even make page 3 in the Metro section of any newspaper except the local newspaper in San Antonio.

Source for this report is unknown. The local newspaper in San Antonio as the noted source has not been verified.

Just some friendly blonde humor floating around…


T-G-I-F ~vs~ S-H-I-T

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there
was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,
‘T-G-I-F.’

He smiled at her and replied, ‘S-H-I-T.’

She looked puzzled and repeated, ‘T-G-I-F,’ more slowly.

He again answered, ‘S-H-I-T.’

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled
her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possible, ‘T-G-I-F.’

The man smiled back to her and once again, ‘S-H-I-T.’

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain….
‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank Goodness It’s Friday.’ Get it, Duuhhh?’

The man answered, ”S-H-I-T’ means ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s
Thursday —
Duuhhh!’

Talking about The Tonight Show – President Obama – Full Interview

 

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Talking about The Tonight Show – President Obama – Full Interview
President Barack Obama chat’s with Jay