Hundreds of Billions – Got Some Popcorn…

“These illiquid assets are clogging up our financial system, and undermining the strength of our otherwise sound financial institutions. As a result, Americans’ personal savings are threatened, and the ability of consumers and businesses to borrow and finance spending, investment, and job creation has been disrupted,” Paulson said.

That is just a portion of our Treasury Secretary, Henry Paulson’s report as of this morning. Well, golly gee, they actually mention their concern for the American’s Personal Savings as a result of their mess. Far be it from an unknown like little o’me, and others like me,(The American People); to wonder just why the taxpayers need to support-(welfare comes to mind) the stupidity of these big and powerful conglomerate’s.

Well, those conglomerate’s cannot say that they have not been on welfare now, can they. What could we label them as: ‘High-Rise-Welfare’ or maybe summarize it as, ‘The Pig’s At The Trouth(sp) Got Their Fill’…Now the trouth is empty so the Mighty Reserve Truck is going to give them some more to pig out on.

Well American taxpayers, might as well see if you can afford to buy some popcorn so you all can sit back and watch as the movie unfolds. I think it is going to be a long movie.

Political Humor – E-mail From Ireland

An email from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States…a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:

‘We, in Ireland , can’t figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States

On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can’t seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn’t even like the country her husband wants to run!

Now…On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate ‘Mc’ terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship!!

What in God’s name are ya lads thinkin over in the colonies!

I loved this humor! Author Unknown

Political Humor

Cut It Short & Put It In A Nutshell…

Thoughts of operating surgeons in big cities:

Dr. Whinny P. Chicago, likes accountants cause everything inside is numbered.

Dr. Tiger C. says, “try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”

Dr. Melvin J. quotes, “librarians are best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

Dr. Blackwell, LA: ‘You know, I like construction workers. They understand when you have a few parts left over.’

But, Dr. Pres Congress, Chief of Americana, Washington, DC, shut them all up when he admitted:
“You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.”
(Author Unknown)

LOL I loved this one!