Twitter is a Surfin’ BIRD

\"You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate\"

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Golfer Takes His Pants Off to Golf

Henrik Stenson, Sweden, No Bogies today, Wins it by 4, at The Players Championship.
Photo shows: Stenson playing golf almost in the BUFF at Doral Golf Resort, Fla.

Bill Maher and guests discuss Obama’s Marijuana statement

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Political Humor – E-mail From Ireland

An email from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States…a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:

‘We, in Ireland , can’t figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States

On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can’t seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn’t even like the country her husband wants to run!

Now…On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate ‘Mc’ terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship!!

What in God’s name are ya lads thinkin over in the colonies!

I loved this humor! Author Unknown

Daily Mission To Annoy You…

An Atheist Is Entitled To His/Her Own Beliefs

This is posted as humor, but the TITLE is not meant to be humorous.
The Title is a FACT.

“An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look and saw a 7 foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out to the Lord. Time stopped, the bear froze, the forest was silent. A bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, “You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don’t exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”

The atheist looked directly into the light, “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the BEAR a Christian?”

“Very well,” said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke:

“Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive through Christ our Lord, Amen.”

Moral of the story…no matter what your beliefs are, be careful what you ask for. 🙂

Author Unknown

Political Humor

Cut It Short & Put It In A Nutshell…

Thoughts of operating surgeons in big cities:

Dr. Whinny P. Chicago, likes accountants cause everything inside is numbered.

Dr. Tiger C. says, “try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”

Dr. Melvin J. quotes, “librarians are best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

Dr. Blackwell, LA: ‘You know, I like construction workers. They understand when you have a few parts left over.’

But, Dr. Pres Congress, Chief of Americana, Washington, DC, shut them all up when he admitted:
“You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.”
(Author Unknown)

LOL I loved this one!